Well, for any business customer satisfaction is the top priority, if it wants to survive in the industry. However, there are times when it all becomes really hard to take on for the managers. But, such moments if remembered later, can become really good stories to laugh at.
Moreover, we decided to cheer up your day with 15 of the funniest customer satisfaction jokes. We hope you’ll enjoy them;
A man setting up his new printer called the printer’s tech support, and complained about an error message: “Can’t find the printer.” He said he even held the printer up in front of the computer screen, but the computer was still unable to find it.
Customer to a Pizzeria: Hey, I ordered a Pizza & it came with no toppings on it or anything, it’s just bread.
Pizzeria: We’re sorry to hear about this!
Customer (a few minutes later): Nevermind, I had opened the pizza upside down.
What did the angry customer give to the owner of a pizza shop?
A pizza his mind!
A woman called the help desk for a problem with her printer.
The support guy asked her if she was “running it under Windows.” The woman said, “No, my desk is next to the door. But hey, that’s a good point. The man sitting next to me is under a window, and he is working fine.”
Working in the customer service industry made me love the people more….SAID NO ONE EVER!
A manager after reviewing the document from his legal advisor called him and said, “These new terms and conditions that you have drafted for us are very lengthy and too complicated – our customers would never understand them. GREAT JOB WILLIAM!
A man was selling parachutes on the roadside. A customer came and asked; what if the parachute doesn’t work in the air? The man replied; Oh there’s nothing to worry about mate, you can always come back and replace it for a new one!
A gym trainer was reviewing the application of a new client at her gym.
Trainer: What do you think is the reason behind your fitness issues?
Client: Horrendous eating habits.
Trainer: What makes you say that?
Client: I can’t spell atrocious.
A manager in the board meeting after poor customer reviews and brand reputation results; If it gets worse, we may be forced to make reliable products and provide better customer service.
A typical customer support agent: I’m just going to ask you a few questions so I can transfer you to the right department. They will ask you exactly the same questions and be of no help!
Customer to a restaurant manager: Are you open?
Manager: Read the sign at the front door, please. (It said CLOSED.)
Customer: Okay, so I’ll have a double-decker beef burger with some extra cheez and some mild chili kelp fries.
Waiter: How did you find the fish, Sir?
Customer: Quite by accident, I moved a few peas and there it was!
A customer support employee to his manager: The voice of the customer is on line 2.
Manager: Please take a message, I am busy being customer-centric.
A poster on the front door of a grocery store said; CUSTOMER IS KING AND KING NEVER BARGAINS!
Girl to a shopkeeper: What’s the price of this dress?
Shopkeeper: It’s only for $100 ma’am.
Girl: Oh my God! And what about the other one?
Shopkeeper: That would be “Oh my God” times two.